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Fun with Calculus

You know you are a Physics major when

bulletYou know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
bulletYou've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
bulletYou'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
bulletIt is sunny and 72 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
bulletWhen your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
bulletYou frequently whistle the theme song to ''MacGyver''.
bulletYou always do homework on Friday nights.
bulletYou know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
bulletYou think in "math".
bulletYou have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.
bulletYou've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
bulletYou hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
bulletYou have a pet named after a scientist.
bulletYou can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit".
bulletYou have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
bulletYou are completely addicted to caffeine.
bulletYou avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
bulletYou consider any non-science course "easy".
bulletYou laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
bulletThe Humane Society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schroedinger's Cat experiment.
bulletYou can translate English into Binary.
bulletYou understood more than five of these indicators.
bulletYou clip this column and post it on your door.